Of the top Professional Wrestlers of February 1985, which would you like to see lead the transitional government of a post-war Iraq?
34% - Hulk Hogan
27% - Ric Flair
12% - Wahoo McDaniel
12% - Rick Martel
8% - Dusty Rhodes
4% - Mr. Saito
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After a long flight, you arrive in Germany. You are suddenly abducted by two large, masked men and thrust into a VW Beetle (1980 model). After welcoming you to Germany, they explain you must leave the country unless you tell them your favorite Baron Von Rasche moment. What would you say?
25% - When the Baron put the claw on himself and the suction caused his hand to be stuck to his face.
16.67% - The Baronīs Goose-Stepping as he enters the ring.
8.33% - The end of every interview when the Baron states,"That is all the people need to know!"
50% - Other:
1. "Brad likes elderly porn!"
2. "I get to leave Germany??? COOOL!!!! Nazi pansies."
3. his maniacal smile as the claw takes its effect
4. Pudding!
5. The day Remco produced the first Baron Von Rasche action figure, of course!
6. When he dressed up as his sister, the Baroness.
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If Laetitia Casta were to sell merchandise (with her likeness, of course) on her new website, what type of items should she sell?
14% - Ball Caps
14% - Posters
0% - Calendars
0% - Pencils
28% - Pasta
28% - Trading Cards
14% - Other (Wresting flavored Jell-o )
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You decide to take a midnight stroll on the beach because it is a gorgeous evening and the surf is shimmering with the glow of the moonlight. While walking, you happen upon two shadowy figures kneeling in the sand. They are dressed in robes with a gigantic black box between them....You hear a man's voice chanting, "He will come as it has been decreed! The Haze shall return from the sea!" This seems a trifle odd to you. Whatever shall you do?
43% - Strip naked, run into the surf and splash the salt water on your face as a sign of hospitality to the large man arising out of the ocean.
37% - Scream at the top of your lungs,"The maniac shall crawl through the cold water!"
12% - Explain to the shadowy figures that you have also been through invasions.
6% - Politely ask the man in the robe if he knows how far out the shark nets are out this evening.
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You are flying on a jetliner when, to your dismay, the pilot announces to all aboard that an emergency landing must be made. You notice that the plane is directly over the airspace of Stone Mountain, Georgia, home to none other than Jake "The Snake" Roberts....Why does this knowledge comfort you in such a trying and potentially disastrous moment?
41% - You studied animal behavior in college and truly understand that all the secrets of the world are kept inside the snake.
36% - You realize that everyone on the plane except you has been a victim of their own avarice at least once in their lifetime.
14% - Luckily, you also brought your pocket thesaurus and can trade synonyms for the word "reality" with Mr. Roberts.
7% - You just happened to bring a shovel aboard and will be able to go over Grizzly Smith's house and help with with that pesky rock in his backyard.
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Your valet has unexpectedly skipped town and flown to Hawaii with your Diner's Club Card!...What did your valet spend your money on?
77% - entertainment of assorted men and booze
23% - autographed Ricky Steamboat pineapple
0% - a genuine Hawaiian lai
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The Holidays are a stressful season. One of the easiest ways to release stress is through violent physical exertion. So, in order to reduce your stress level...Who would you most like to hit in the head with a steel chair?
75% - A Man Called Burto
15% - Other (see below)
4% - 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin
3% - Frank Purdue
3% - Bill Clinton
Voter choices included: Santa Clause, Satan, "Hot Stuff" John Rodgers, Kathy Lee Gifford, Ed Schwabeland, David "Annoing 1-800-CALL-ATT guy" Arquette, and Denny Laine
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You are about to enter the arena of physical combat...
Which of the follow comments made by your opponent would stir your ire the most?
58% - You are the son of a jackass and a lover of chickens!
28% - You have the heart of a coward and you are a coward!
14% - I'm gonna come on you like no one's come on you before!
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You have finally reached a crossroads in your life and decided to move to Russia and become a Communist...
Upon landing in Moscow, what is your first impression of this beautiful city?
65% - Just as suspected, every man in Moscow is actually bald with facial hair.
32% - You are relieved to no longer smell the stench of Capitalist lies.
3% - You are delighted to see that the road to Moscow is actually paved in gold.
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When confronted with the question "What would you do if you encountered
the Road Warriors in a dark alley," this is how you, the public, responded:
70% - compliment them by comparing their tenacity with that of Super Shock Absorbers
30% - offer Road Warrior Hawk alcohol and pain killers.
Thanks for voting!
